By Chris Churchill/Contributor Kansas City, Missouri Executives at Hallmark Entertainment have announced a new strategy to finally, once and for all streamline operations at the struggling Hallmark Cable Channel. They will be playing exactly the same love story from now until the channel brainwashes every lonely forty-year old woman in middle America. Executives claim that their audience will hardly notice the change. “We need to let our loyal audience know that this will change very little at The Hallmark Channel. The same themes you have come to love and expect, nay demand of us, will be fully in tact. We will simply not need to produce any new content, which will free us up to get better advertisers and make funnier greeting cards.” In a diagram presented to the half-full conference room at the Hyatt Crown Center in Kansas City, all the elements of a Hallmark produced love story were laid bare in excruciating detail. It seems that, based on ratings success and sub